It becomes more apparent to me that I am kids pastor everyday. Like yesterday when I found a stash of M&M's in my pocket, and I keep a My Little Pony comb in my purse for hair emergencies. But all of that is besides the point :)... Yesterday was an interesting day, and I would like to share some of my favorite quotes from the little chillin's (names will be sensored, because some of these might be from those of you who happen to read this, children. Haha jk! Well, actually....)
Child:she's cheating... she's cheating.
Me: Okay, it's alright.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Child: she's cheating.
Me: I HEARD YOU.
Child:That kid over there found a piece of candy on the floor and ate it.
Me: Don't worry about it.
Child: My brother's breath is busted, and all the kids keep saying he stinks.
Me: Okay?
Me: If I see you talking, or putting your hands on someone else again, you are going to be in big trouble.
Child: I didn't say a cuss word!!!
(hahaha, can you say guilty conscience??)
Me: You need to stop talking.
Child: I know I'm sexy...
I have no words to describe the hilarity of my life. I hope this made you smile :)
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